I Just Came To Say U

Bahir Aao,  I Am w8ing Outside Ur Home.

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My Name Is Beautiful wheatheR.
I Just Came To Say  U….!

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//= RIM JHUM.

Kabhi apni MAA ka

Agar chaahte ho
sada muskurana

Kabhi apni MAA ka
dil mat dukhana

Karo apni MAA ki
hamesha ghulaami

Noker banega
tmhara zamana

Gussa na krna apni
MAA se

muhabbat
se MAA ko bulana

khushi se apni MAA
ki har baat maano

jannat me tera
banega thikana

Chale gi asmano pe
tarif teri

kabi apna gussa na
MAA KO DIKHANA*
(I LOVE U MAA)

ap ks mood k shaks han

Apni brthdy ka munth btao m apko btaun ga k ap ks mood k shaks han.

Jan:Magror

Feb:mohabat karny wale

Mar:dil ka sache

apr: apni jan s b zyda pyar krne wale.

may: bohat gussy wale

jun: inteligent

July:Very nice.

Aug:romantic.

Spt: bewafa.

Oct: boht ziddi.

Nov: sensible.

Dec: Gud luking.

High Level Insult

High Level Insult

Aik bacha park mai bench pe betha

1 k bad 1 toffee kha rha tha.

Pas bethi 1 orat boli:

Jo ziada metha khatay hen

wo jaldi mar jatay hen.

Boy:

ap ko malum hay meri dadi ki age 106 saal thi.

Orat:

wo metha kam khati hongi.

Boy:

nahi,

Wo apny kaam se kaam rakhti thi.

Cricket se jitna lagao hy

Ay

Musalman

Kash!

Cricket se jitna lagao hy tjhy utna lagao deen se b hota!

Jitna afsos team k harny pr hota hy utna Nmaz chotny pe hota!

Match daikhny ki jitni tayari krta hy utni tayari Qabr k lye krta!

jitni mohbat khilari se krta hy utni apny Rub se krta

khilari ki toheen pe to ehtjaj krta hy

Nabi Kareem Sallallaho Alaihi Wasallam ki shan mai gustakhi pr bhi krta h?

fazool sms to send krta hy kash! Ye b agey bhejta…

Koshish karna k

Koshish karna k

Zindagi me wo shakhs apko hamesha muskurata howa mile,

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Apko roz aieney me nazar atta hai.

ek Sardar k Ghar k Bahir

ek Sardar k Ghar k Bahir Nameplate lagi thi, jis pe likha tha:
Wife MSc Aur Husband FSc.

Aik aadmi ne sardar se pucha: Sardar ji
Aap ki bivi ne kis subject mein Msc ki hai? Aur aap k Fsc mein konsy subjects thy?

Sardar: Subjectan da ty meno pata nehin.
Nameplate da matlb aa…

Msc: Mother of Seven Children aur
Fsc: Father of Seven Children.